It's a cruel irony of life that the one time I'm desperate for comfort enough to actually put my sallow, jiggly, stubbly legs on display is the particular time in life when said legs are even sallower, jigglier, and stubblier than normal. This $6 outfit doesn't go outside except to feed the animals, but people who come over to the house might find themselves scarred for life by the sight of me in it... and thanks to the wonders of the internet, you can be too.
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